I didn't have a comic for you guys today, unfortunately, but I do have a very special movie instead. It is a short film titled Blasphemous Rumors starring Jeff Goldblum, The Doctor, a cylon, Rupert the gnome, Captain Barbossa, and Hans, with special guest appearances by Betsy the octopus and Toby as the lion. There is also a short outtakes video called Blasphemous Bloopers located here. Yes, we know this is retarded as hell and no, none of us have any shame. Hopefully it amuses someone besides us!